Canada Post is the Worst Institution in the Universe
Canada Post is the worst institution in the universe. I was going to list several examples to prove this statement, but I think one will do the trick: THEY DON’T DELIVER MAIL!
You have to pretty much leave a trail of maple syrup that leads to your house to get any Canada Post worker to deliver a package. I don’t know which dimension packages enter before arriving at some random grocery store but they certainly do not stop at my house. I just wait for a month and then suddenly get a threatening FINAL NOTICE slip in my mail box (oh my God, they found it!) and have to walk to the drug store 2 miles away to pick up a package that I expected to be delivered to my house!!!
Quoting a book about living and working in Canada, the mail system is “the epitome of inefficiency.” Good luck getting through to complain about this too… everyone is too busy watching a Calgary Flames game and eating poutine to even bother helping out a customer- why should they? The one time I did get through, the lady was very helpful… but I still get final notices and have to walk two miles to get my own goddam packages. Why should the even deliver it there? Why don’t I just wait at the receiving docks downtown and just get it myself… I would certainly hate to bother a letter carrier. NO! How ATTEMPT to deliver a package to ME, AT HOME. There is a buzzer next to the door with MY NAME on it… push button…. I’m probably home since I’m waiting for a fucking package! In the event I am not home… you should have some tags in your little bag there… go ahead and look… there they are… that’s a notice to say you attempted a delivery, and will try again tomorrow…. I will surely be home waiting if I get a tag saying you’re trying to deliver something. Don’t bring the package to my house and if I’m not hanging over my balcony naked with a “DELIVER TO ME” sign around my neck just leave… no buzzer, no tag. What is wrong with you? What in God’s name is wrong with Canada Post? Your ONE JOB is to deliver mail… and you FAIL EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!