*This is gross*

I had the most bizarre dream last night, and I think it has to do with my new interest (I would not categorize it as an obsession) with Jeff Bridges and his website. 

My Dream:

I was driving around a subdivision, and then my belly button started to hurt, I knew I had to get to a bathroom and take out my belly button ring- that was obviously the problem.  I happened to be in front of Jeff Bridges’ house, which was really nice by the way.  I knocked on the door and his wife (I guess?) answered.  I asked her if I could please use her bathroom, I had a piercing and had to get to a bathroom right away.  For some reason she let me in, and I went to the bathroom- it was bright yellow- and my belly button (which was also a penis- don’t judge me!  You know how dreams are!!) was obviously messed up, and I couldn’t even see the top part of the ring anymore, and it was disgusting and pussy. 

I stayed in the bathroom a while because I was freaking out, and then someone opened the door and it was Jeff Bridges’ daughter, who looked a lot like Chastity Bono.  I left, and told Jeff’s wife on the way out that I was a big fan of his but not weird about it, so I wasn’t going to stick around and wait for him to get home or anything.

That was my dream, it was weird and kind of gross, and when I woke up my penis was gone!  What the hell?

If anyone has a dream book and can interpret this I would love to hear what the hell that dream could mean.