Son of a bitch, even the elk are blinged out.  What is the world coming to?

1. We go to the bathroom together because we’re doing coke.

2. We want to cuddle after sex because we’re fucking freezing.

3. Makeup gets you high.

4. The “menstrual cramp” is a made-up phenomenon. Like the “Holocaust.”

5. Not all women like crappy, sappy movies. Unfortunately, many do. Which is why they get made. So, ultimately, you can actually blame women for the perpetuation of mediocrity in film.

6. Vaginas have a hidden pocket for change. (Not coins, social change.)

7. Our eyes are up here.

8. We hate our thighs because, interestingly enough, they opposed our right to vote.

9. Women who get boob jobs “for themselves” also give blow jobs “for themselves.”

10. The labia minora is not Hanukkah paraphernalia.

After a solid month of watching documentaries, many on the government, I have come out the other end a changed person.  But for crying out loud, I think I overdid it! 

I believe it is important to look at issues in depth, and from all sides.  Many of the documentaries I have watched are ‘biased’ but have encouraged me to seek out opposing opinions in hopes of finding the middle or the truth.  Instead of successfully doing this, however, I completely overdid it.

I learned a lot, but now I pretty much want to crawl into a hole in the Northwest Territories and come out after WWIII!  A warning to curious minds and to those suspicious of the government, don’t overdo it like I did!

Because I decided to spend the last month looking at 9/11 footage, the civil wars and political upsets of Latin America, and the truth behind America’s Sweetheart- Television, I know have to spend the next month surrounding myself with butterflies and puppies to get back to my normal, moderately cynical yet light-hearted self after all the doom and gloom I have exposed myself too!

So if you’re like me and dig conspiracies, be wary of the new documentaries out there.  This isn’t Roswell and JFK, it’s death and destruction and helpless citizens being thrown from a political run-away train. 

If you plan on burying yourself in this depressing subject matter, whether or not you believe any of it, make sure to have a stuffed animal, some prozac, and at least 2 full days of your favorite comedy shows to meet you once you come out the other end of Documentary Overdose.